I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You can't just leave with hair like that
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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