WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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