Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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