Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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