just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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