i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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