Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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