Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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