Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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