Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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