; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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