So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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