WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
