IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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