like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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