I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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