i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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