so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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