the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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