You're so nebulous sometimes
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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