PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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