she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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