I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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