I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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