Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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