Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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