Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
These tits shall not be calmed
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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