Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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