Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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