i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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