Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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