also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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