is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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