is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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