if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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