What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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