seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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