so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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