Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
