So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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