i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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