Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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