IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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