too bad you live with your parents still
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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