Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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