The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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