You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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