she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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