alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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