You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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