im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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