just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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