before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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